“Dorothy: I do not snore. Sophia: Please, I'll bet less disgusting noises come out of Ernest Borgnine! [later] Dorothy: Ma, I do not snore. Sophia: Please! I had to turn you away from the windows so you wouldn't inhale the drapes!”Tagged: Snoring, Ernest Borgnine
“My great-granddaddy always said that there are two things you never sell to a friend—a car and a slave—because if either one of them quits working you'll never hear the end of it. Of course, they hanged my great-granddaddy. He said a lot of things he shouldn't have.”Tagged: Cars, Slavery