“Liza: Thank you for keeping my secret. Josh: Yeah, well. Some secrets are worth keeping.”Tagged: Secrets
“Don't be sorry, you should be with someone your own age who will go agro on you and will put your penis in a cage, but that's not me.”Tagged: penis, Go Be Free!, Breaking Up With You
“Josh: I'm just sad. Liza: Yeah, I'm sad, too. Josh: You wanna be sad together?”Tagged: What To Say To Sad People, Together Is Better Than Alone
“Liza: Hey, I thought you wanted to Netflix and chill tonight. Josh: Babe, you know that means sex, right?”Tagged: netflix and chill, Sex In The Modern Age
“Maggie: You're helping both of your men get with other women? Liza: Yep. I'm going to be just like Jane Austen. She helped create all of these great romantic relationships and died a spinster.”