“Lucy Bobby: So how was your day driving with you father? Ricky Bobby: Well, let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.”Tagged: crystal gayle, dick
“Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma? Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub?”Tagged: community service, Attempted Murder