Episode

The Yada Yada

by Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, David Chandler and 30 others

George's girlfriend is big on using the phrase "yada yada"; Jerry says at least she is succinct. Jerry's dentist just became Jewish and he is already making jokes that make Jerry uncomfortable. Kramer and Mickey double date but they can't decide which of

(7 total)

Characters

Peter Mehlman (7)Jill Franklyn (7)Jerry Seinfeld (6)Michael Richards (2)Cosmo Kramer (2)Jason Alexander (1)Suzanne Cryer (1)George Costanza (1)Marcy (1)

“Jerry: Father, I’ve never done this before, so I’m not sure about what I’m supposed to do. Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins. Jerry: Well, I’m Jewish. Priest: Well that’s no sin,. Jerry: Oh…”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Confession, Priests, Catholicism, Jewish, Sin

“You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. ‘Hey, denty!’ Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Anti-Dentite, Anti-Semite, Slurs

“Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Judaism, Christianity, Jokes, Joke-Telling Immunity, Polish Jokes

“Mother Nature's a mad scientist, Jerry.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother Nature, Mad Scientist

“Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Marcy, Suzanne Cryer, imdb.com

Tagged: Yada Yada, Exes, Sex

“I'll tell you why. Because I believe Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Judaism, Religious Conversion, Joke Telling Immunity, Jokes

“Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.”

— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Marriage, Wedding Invitations, Single, Yada Yada