“One thing about an apocalypse: everybody brought their phones, but nobody thought to bring a charger.”Tagged: Apocalypse, Phone Charger, Prepared
“I'm not thinking about dying at all. I'm not wondering if it hurts or if I could have done more while I was alive or if anyone's gonna think about me after I'm gone, I I'm not wondering what it's like. One minute you are, and the next you just aren't.”Tagged: Death, Mortality, Existentialism
“You thought you would just get away with it because you think you're so much better than everyone else, but you're not! You are horrible.”Tagged: Arrogance, horrible
“I just wanna get out of this school and out of the Valley and back to normal life.”Tagged: Longing, Going Home, normal
“You have to hold your friends to the same standards you hold your relationships.”Tagged: Dating, Advice, life advice
“every time I google my symptoms i’m either: a) about to get my period b) pregnant c) allergic to existing d) have cancer”Tagged: LOL, Tweets, Health