“Merrill: Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility? Officer Caroline: I'm not done asking questions. And I don't appreciate sarcasm.”Tagged: Sarcasm, scandinavian, olympian
“One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all…”Tagged: Kissing, Chewing Gum, scarred
“There are a lot of things I can take, and some things I can't. But what I can't take is when my older brother, who's everything that I want to be, starts losing faith in things. I saw that look in your eyes last night. I don't ever want to see that look in your eyes again.”Tagged: Faith, Despair