“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.’”Tagged: presents, Care, Love, dollars, Money
“Bros before ho**. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho*. And you told her she was the only ho* for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And…”Tagged: Bros before hoes, Code, heart, Love
“Well, it's love at first sight. Actually, it was... No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.”Tagged: Love, first sight, voice, Ears
“Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.”Tagged: Friends, Sales, Love, first, Second