“Kyle Anderson: Maybe I can just hang here in class with you? Mandy Baxter: Okay, I guess. Are you sure you won't be bored? Kyle Anderson: Are you kidding me? I love astronomy. Have you got into Capricorns yet? Mandy Baxter: Oh, this is Intro to Astronomy. I'm pretty sure they get to horoscopes next…”Tagged: Astronomy, Astrology, Horoscopes, capricorns
“Vanessa Baxter: Ed made up a whole fake backstory about himself just to trick people into trusting him? Mike Baxter: Yep. Basically, he's Obama.”Tagged: fake history, Barack Obama
“Vanessa Baxter: I worry about our daughters and the men they choose. Mike Baxter: I know. They can't all win the lottery like you did. Vanessa Baxter: [laughs] Just remember, a lot of people who win the lottery end up killing themselves. Mike Baxter: And you remember they usually end up blowing…”Tagged: worry, lottery, Suicide
“Eve Baxter: [commenting on Mandy's unusual attire] Oh my god, what...what is this? Mandy Baxter: I went to a hoedown. Eve Baxter: Well, they're down a ho, now that you left.”Tagged: hoedown, Ho, Slut Shaming