Episode

Pledging

by Sal Lopez, Flynn Morrison, Christoph Sanders, Hector Elizondo, Michael Shipley and 10 others

Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority; Ed goes under cover to investigate productivity on The Outdoor Man loading dock.

(4 total)

Characters

Michael Shipley (4)Vanessa Baxter (2)Nancy Travis (2)Eve Baxter (1)Christoph Sanders (1)Kaitlyn Dever (1)Kyle Anderson (1)

“Kyle Anderson: Maybe I can just hang here in class with you? Mandy Baxter: Okay, I guess. Are you sure you won't be bored? Kyle Anderson: Are you kidding me? I love astronomy. Have you got into Capricorns yet? Mandy Baxter: Oh, this is Intro to Astronomy. I'm pretty sure they get to horoscopes next…”

— Michael Shipley, Kyle Anderson, Christoph Sanders, imdb.com

Tagged: Astronomy, Astrology, Horoscopes, capricorns

“Vanessa Baxter: Ed made up a whole fake backstory about himself just to trick people into trusting him? Mike Baxter: Yep. Basically, he's Obama.”

— Michael Shipley, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: fake history, Barack Obama

“Vanessa Baxter: I worry about our daughters and the men they choose. Mike Baxter: I know. They can't all win the lottery like you did. Vanessa Baxter: [laughs] Just remember, a lot of people who win the lottery end up killing themselves. Mike Baxter: And you remember they usually end up blowing thei…”

— Michael Shipley, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: worry, lottery, Suicide

“Eve Baxter: [commenting on Mandy's unusual attire] Oh my god, what...what is this? Mandy Baxter: I went to a hoedown. Eve Baxter: Well, they're down a ho, now that you left.”

— Michael Shipley, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

Tagged: hoedown, Ho, Slut Shaming