“Vanessa Baxter: I worry about our daughters and the men they choose.
Mike Baxter: I know. They can't all win the lottery like you did.
Vanessa Baxter: [laughs] Just remember, a lot of people who win the lottery end up killing themselves.
Mike Baxter: And you remember they usually end up blowing their winnings.”
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