“Remember, the Yule log is not a decoration, it is a protection. It must burn continuously from now, through the shortest day, through the longest night, until dawn. Otherwise, Satan knows what malevolent forces might come down our chimney. Creatures with perhaps deadly intentions.”Tagged: Yule Log, satan
“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”Tagged: texas chainsaw massacre
“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan? Sabrina: All contact sports.”Tagged: Football, Fans, contact sports
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too? Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”Tagged: daughters, Orphans