“Gideon: The first recorded war was 2700 BC. Probably earlier wars, but writing hadn't been invented yet. Hotchner: Almost five thousand years of killing each other. Gideon: One thing human beings have been consistently good at.”Tagged: War, Prehistory, Killing
“Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [on the phone] Hi. this is Agent Jareau with the F.B.I. and— [puts phone down] Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: That's the third time I've been hung up on. David Rossi: Try not saying F.B.I. Dr. Spencer Reid: Who was that? Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Contact for a local militia newsletter. Dr.…”Tagged: FBI, Phone Hangups, Militia
“If you get close to him, you won't miss him. He will smell like a combination of human filth and paint thinner.”Tagged: Gross, body odor
“Dr. Spencer Reid: Female serial killers are a fascinating field. We don't have much information on them, but what we do know involves throwing the rules completely out the window. Signature, for instance. They don't torture or take trophies. Derek Morgan: Because there's no sexual gratification when…”Tagged: Serial Killers, Female Serial Killers, Torture
“David Rossi: Why do people want to hear me talk about serial killers? Is it that entertaining? Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: There's a public fascination with them.”Tagged: Serial Killers, voyeurism, fascination
“I don't know how to do this. I can't stop thinking about Henry. He goes for a walk almost every single day at Potomac Park. What type of mother am I if I don't at least call and tell him to stay home?”Tagged: Motherhood, Protectiveness
“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”Tagged: Threats, Sadism, Bastard
“You're only supposed to start missing things after you've said goodbye to them, right?”Tagged: Miss you, goodbye
“I have reservations about saving myself for the Dark Lord. Why does he get to decide what I do or don't do with my body?”Tagged: Dark Lord, Autonomy
“Sabrina: There's also the Harvey of it all. We very recently took things to the next level. Aunt Zelda: He hasn't defiled you, has he?”Tagged: Next Level, defiled
“We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.”Tagged: boyhood, Birds, Misandry
“Some days, some nights I dream that I am walking into the Greendale woods, in the peak of dry season with a lit torch in each hand so that I’d watch the whole forest burn, like so much kindling. Have a lovely little sleep, my darling.”Tagged: Dream, Arson
“Ambrose: Where’s Aunt Hilda? Aunt Zelda: She annoyed me, so I killed her and buried her in the yard.”Tagged: Annoying, Murder
“Witch law is the complete opposite. Guilty until proven innocent.”Tagged: Witch Law, innocent until proven guilty, Opposite
“I’m not proud of it but I was arrested for trying to blow up the Vatican.”Tagged: proud, Arrested, vatican, bomb plot
“Prudence: Careful, Nicky, or she’ll cocktease you the way she did the Dark Lord. Nick: Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time, Pru? Prudence: I don’t know, Nicky. Why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?”Tagged: cocktease, Dark Lord, Bitch, warlock, Slut