Quotes tagged ‘starving’

(10 total)

“We are drowning in information while starving for wisdom.”

“President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of French fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. South Carolina Representative #1: That's what you said last time, dipshit! South Carolina Representative #2:…”

— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Terry Crews, imdb.com

“Haters gonna hate, only staying fed by scraping someone else's plate. Serving up the tea instead of making lemonade, hiding in the shade.”

— Carlie Hanson, open.spotify.com

“I am starving. All I've had to eat today is a couple of sticky buns, lots of extra cream, a Popsicle, and a bag of salami! What am I supposed to do?”

— Colleen Ballinger, Chris Ballinger, Miranda Sings, Colleen Ballinger, imdb.com

“You go explain Yom Kippur to gentiles. We’re happy, but we’re starving. It’s New Years, but we’re guilty.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Moishe Maisel, Kevin Pollak, imdb.com

“Starving people can’t eat money. Plus, if we give money to poor people, then they won’t be poor anymore, and we won’t have anyone to feel sorry for.”

— Daniel Handler, Esmé Squalor, Lucy Punch, imdb.com

“I am starving.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

“Frank: All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken. Beth: Actually, I'm vegan. Frank: Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.”

— David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“I couldn’t wait to go to work so I could eat. It’s sad to feel that way.”

— Cardi B, vibe.com

“The reason so many people are starving is because we’ve wrecked the planet. The Earth is dying, you know? It’s time to leave.”

— Ernest Cline, amazon.com