“Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window. He's just trying to catch a pikachu.”Tagged: Pikachu, Pokemon, Pokemon Go
“My wife asked me what I thought the sexiest thing was about her. Apparently, "how much you look like your sister" was not the correct answer.”Tagged: Married Couple, Sexy, sister
“My motto is "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." They don't let me volunteer for the suicide prevention hotline anymore.”Tagged: Motto, Volunteer, Suicide Prevention, hotline