“I met a Syrian man in London by the name of Jabi. We got talking, and after a few hours, he made love to me. And I am not a homosexual, and I never have been.”Tagged: Not Being Gay, What It Feels Like To Be Very Straight
“I believe the inverse is true I, myself, am ashamed that I have a larger phallus than you.”Tagged: Big Penis
“We have Malala sit on a flag and free-bleed. The interesting thing was, we noticed that when she free-bled on our nation's flag, the American flag started resembling the Chinese flag. And so we've started this menstrual flag program, and it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation, and it's…”Tagged: China vs. America, Clinton Foundation Jokes, Free Bleeding, period
“I do not want you to judge me for this, but there was a time when my partner, Naomi, took a porpoise lover. A dolphin that she met in Tulum. I found it very difficult being cuckolded by a dolphin.”Tagged: Dolphins, Beastiality, Having Sex With Dolphins