“Captain Wack: I only had four deaths on my watch. Moondog: Only four? Captain Wack: Four deaths in over eight straight years of dolphin touring. It's a terrific record. Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily on five separate occasions but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicali…”— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com
“Like, for instance, did you know dolphins weren't fish? Dolphins are mammals, bro. That's crazy. Like, they're just like us, they just swim.”— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, imdb.com
“I do not want you to judge me for this, but there was a time when my partner, Naomi, took a porpoise lover. A dolphin that she met in Tulum. I found it very difficult being cuckolded by a dolphin.”— Sacha Baron Cohen, Nira Cain-N’Degeocello, Sacha Baron Cohen, imdb.com
“Stan: Dude, Dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise!”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos? Stan: Dolphins don't live in igloos! That's Eskimos! Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap.”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com