“Wednesday [Cranking the switches]: 'It has to warm up.' Pugsley: 'Why?' Wednesday: 'So it can kill you.' Pugsley: 'I knew that.'”Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor
“Girl Scout: 'Is this made from real lemons?' Wednesday: 'Yes.' Girl Scout: 'I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?' Pugsley: 'Yes.' Girl Scout: 'Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious…”Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor
“[As they're about to bury two people.] Pugsley: 'Are they dead?' Wednesday: 'Does it matter?'”Tagged: Funny, dark, Dark Humor