You won't be needing this, old man!
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Richard Maibaum
Richard Maibaum (May 26, 1909 – January 4, 1991) was an American film producer, playwright and screenwriter best known for his screenplay adaptations of Ian Fleming's James Bond novels. His widow, Sylvia Maibaum, pointed out that her husband was more than just a marvelously entertaining writer. He was, she said "innovative. Among his works are 'firsts': The first anti-lynching play on Broadway, The Tree (1932); the first anti-Nazi play on Broadway, Birthright (1933); the first movie that dealt with the problem of medication abuse, Bigger Than Life, written in 1955, released in 1956; the first movie that dealt with the ethical and moral decisions in kidnapping cases, Ransom!; the first movie that introduced the American public to the importance of training airmen for the defense of the United States in a war many recognized as coming, I Wanted Wings (Spring, 1941); and Diamonds Are Forever, begun 1970, the first film that discussed the use of laser-like satellite mounted weapons for global warfare." His papers now reside at his alma mater, the University of Iowa. 2Biography 3Early career Maibaum was born to a Jewish family in New York City, and attended New York University. In 1930 he came to The University of Iowa's Speech and Dramatic Arts Department, where he studied under E.C. Mabie. He was graduated Phi Beta Kappa in 1931, and in 1932 he received a master's degree, all the while writing plays and acting. 3Broadway He was only twenty-two and still at the University of Iowa when his anti-lynching play, The Tree, became a 1932 Broadway production under the direction of the young Robert Rossen, later known for Body and Soul (1947) and a life destroyed by the Hollywood blacklist. Back in New York after graduation, Maibaum spent 1933 as an actor in the Shakespearean Repertory Theater on Broadway. He appeared in fifteen different roles in many productions and was the youngest actor ever to perform the role of Iago on Broadwa
[to Pussy] I believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in Kentucky. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...
You can turn off the charm. I'm immune.
James Bond: Why were you shooting at me? Tilly Masterson: I wasn't. I was shooting at Goldfinger. James Bond: Then you're an awful shot.
This is gold, Mr. Bond. All my life I've been in love with its color... its brilliance, its divine heaviness.
Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger? James Bond: Playing his golden harp.
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Auric Goldfinger. Sounds like a French nail varnish.
[Why Bond wears a gun] I have a slight inferiority complex.
Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.'
Man has climbed Mount Everest. Gone to the bottom of the ocean. He has fired rockets at the moon. Split the atom. Achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor...except crime!
[After his laser encounter, Bond awakens to find a woman staring at him.] Bond: Who are you? Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore. Bond: [looks away and smiles] I must be dreaming.
[remarks at Goldfinger's US Army uniform with colonel's wings] Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House, too?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.
Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you? Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.
Miss Moneypenny: Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too. James Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.
Fiona: You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you. Bond: Well you see, I've always been a nervous passenger.
[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath] Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond? Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from. James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.