“But please don't ever do that again. Use magic with me. Or on me, or near me. Never again.”Tagged: Magic, Warning
“Dark Lord, as the longest night approaches, answer me. I did what you asked. Sabrina signed her name in your Book of the Beast. Why have you forsaken me? Why have you not called me home to the Pit? Has my mission changed? Say the word. Give my life meaning. Give me a sign.”Tagged: prayer, Dark Lord, book of the beast
“Remember, the Yule log is not a decoration, it is a protection. It must burn continuously from now, through the shortest day, through the longest night, until dawn. Otherwise, Satan knows what malevolent forces might come down our chimney. Creatures with perhaps deadly intentions.”Tagged: Yule Log, satan
“Can someone explain why it looks like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been nailed to our door?”Tagged: texas chainsaw massacre
“Ross: Your Aunt Zelda’s a football fan? Sabrina: All contact sports.”Tagged: Football, Fans, contact sports
“Dorcas and Agatha: Are we your daughters, too? Father Blackwood: No, you’re just orphans.”Tagged: daughters, Orphans