“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Makeup Jokes, Eyeliner Jones
“Marriage was stale, living parallel lives, blah blah blah. Ran into "the one that got away" on FB. Chatting led to flirting led to a tryst in a city between us. It was meant to be a once-and-done, to get it out of our system. What we didn't plan on was falling in love. Knowing I'd want to see her…”Tagged: Reddit, Marriage, Love, breakup, Aftermath of Leaving Your Husband/Wife