“I believe that any man who takes great pride in their natural naked state will surely enjoy the brisk of the outdoors. Now move your privates, private parts! Move it! You son of an exhibitionist!”Tagged: Nudism, Exhibitionism, Outdoors
“Corporal Jessop: Sergeant. Sgt Howell: Make sure you keep this man away from strong winds.”Tagged: Fart Jokes
“Sgt Howell: I have seen stalks of corn with better physiques. Makes me want to pull an ear off, Private! Can you carry your weight? Desmond Doss: Yes, Sergeant! Sgt Howell: It should be easy for you then, Corporal!”Tagged: Skinny, skinny-shaming, physique
“Sgt Howell: Have you ever roped a goat, Hollywood? Hollywood Zane: No, Sarge. Sgt Howell: Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? Hollywood Zane: No, Sarge. Sgt Howell: Good. That would be unnatural.”Tagged: Unnatural, goats
“You are a very strange-looking individual if you don't mind me saying so, Private.”Tagged: strange-looking, insults