“Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow, man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man…”— Kevin Smith, Holden McNeil/Himself, Ben Affleck, imdb.com
“Corporal Jessop: Sergeant. Sgt Howell: Make sure you keep this man away from strong winds.”— Robert Schenkkan, Andrew Knight, Sergeant Howell, Vince Vaughn, imdb.com
“Okay, that does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! I'm sick of it! It's completely immature!”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com