Quotes tagged ‘goats’

“Simply put, goats aren’t pets: They don’t potty train; they don’t box train; and they don’t learn to wait for you to take them on a walk.”

— C. Brian Smith, melmagazine.com

“Sgt Howell: Have you ever roped a goat, Hollywood? Hollywood Zane: No, Sarge. Sgt Howell: Have you ever looked into a goat's eyes? Hollywood Zane: No, Sarge. Sgt Howell: Good. That would be unnatural.”

— Robert Schenkkan, Andrew Knight, Sergeant Howell, Vince Vaughn, imdb.com

“Once again, I request that we get at least one (1) story of this nature per week, until either Donald Trump is no longer president or we experience the inevitable heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.”

— Cady Drell, marieclaire.com

“Cops received reports that Fred was in the area a couple of hours before the escape.”

— Jennifer Bain, Amanda Woods, nypost.com

“Loretta Haggers: [Referring to the Lombardi family] Someone just shot 'em. Mary Hartman: Oh my God. The whole family? Loretta Haggers: All five of them, plus two goats and eight chickens. Mary Hartman: I can't believe that. What kind of a madman would shoot two goats and eight chickens. [after a pau…”

— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com