Special Agent Dale Cooper

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Special Agent · United States Of America · Male

All TV Qutoes (3)Coffee (2)The Right Time (1)Arteries (1)Brilliant (1)dangerous (1)midnight (1)Fear (1)Close To Success (1)mild profanities (1)Reality (1)The Path (1)Treat Yourself (1)Diamonds (1)peeing (1)

From “Traces To Nowhere”

“Pete Martell: Mr. Cooper, how do you take it? Dale Cooper: Black as midnight on a moonless night.”

Tagged: Coffee, Black Coffee, midnight

“Now, I'd like two eggs, over hard. I know, don't tell me; it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard — just about as hard as I want those eggs.”

Tagged: eggs, Arteries, Old Habits Die Hard

“You know, this is—excuse me—a damn fine cup of coffee!”

Tagged: Coffee, mild profanities

From “Zen, Or The Skill To Catch A Killer”

“I've got a joke for you. Two penguins were walking across an iceberg. One penguin turned to the other penguin and said, "You look like you are wearing a tuxedo."”

Tagged: TV Qutoes

“Harry, I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen.”

Tagged: TV Qutoes

“Harry: You know there are plenty of other vets in Twin Peaks. Dale Cooper: Yes but only one has a best friend with one arm. Harry, in the heat of the investigative pursuit the shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line.”

Tagged: TV Qutoes

From “Rest In Pain”

“Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”

Tagged: food, Syrup, ham

From “Realization Time”

“I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.”

Tagged: gifts, Treat Yourself, presents

“Secrets are dangerous things.”

Tagged: Secrets, danger, dangerous

From “May The Giant Be With You”

“All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be. As long as you can keep the fear from your mind. But I guess you can say that about almost anything in life. Its not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.”

Tagged: Being Shot, Guns, Fear

From “Drive With a Dead Girl”

“I'm close, but the last few steps are always the darkest and most difficult.”

Tagged: Last Few Steps, Close To Success, Difficulty

“In another time, another culture, he may have been a seer, a shaman priest. In our world he's a shoe salesman, and lives among the shadows.”

Tagged: Another Life, Shoe Salesman, Priests

From “Arbitrary Law”

“The time has come for you to seek the Path. Your soul has set you face to face before the clear light... and now you are about to experience it in its Reality, wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky, and the naked, spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without…”

Tagged: The Path, Souls, Reality

From “Dispute Between Brothers”

“There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air.”

Tagged: Urinating, Open Air, peeing

From “The Black Widow”

“A little habit can provide a strong foundation.”

Tagged: habits, foundation, strength

From “Double Play”

“Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant.”

Tagged: Diamonds, Brilliant, Cold And Hard

From “Miss Twin Peaks”

“If we're not at the right place at exactly the right time, we won't find our way in.”

Tagged: The Right Place, The Right Time, Timing

Special Agent Dale Cooper

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