Quotes tagged ‘eggs’

“You know, I think if God really loved women, we'd lay eggs.”

— Tony McNamara, Catherine, Elle Fanning, imdb.com

“I needed to find a meal that would restore my life force, and give me the energy to throw on a pair of jeans and haul my clammy, bloated corpse to the nearest grocery store, but would also be cheaper, and make me feel more accomplished than simply summoning a meal on Seamless.”

— Madeleine Aggeler, thecut.com

“[narrating] Inherent vice in a maritime insurance policy is anything that you can't avoid. Eggs break, chocolate melts, glass shatters, and Doc wondered what that meant when it applied to ex-old ladies.”

— Paul Thomas Anderson, Sortilège, Joanna Newsom, imdb.com

“That is how I find out raw eggs work as well as any sexual lubricant, men. [shrugging with a smug grin] It was a happy accident.”

— Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar, Chester Tam, Harmon Tedesco, James Cade, imdb.com

“Let me just say: If aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.”

— Stephen McFeely, Christopher Markus, Piter Parker / Spider-Man, Tom Holland, imdb.com

“ONE EGG LEFT?! For a nutritious breakfast, TWO eggs is the minimum requirement!”

— Zeke Kamm, Amy Keating Rogers, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com

“Apparently my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets! Can you believe that?”

— Dan Harmon, Pierce Hawthorne, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section”

— Cindy Chupack, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Now, I'd like two eggs, over hard. I know, don't tell me; it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard — just about as hard as I want those eggs.”

— Mark Frost, David Lynch, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

“I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!”

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

“Could this really be true? Could the basic premise of five torturous, expensive, and sad years’ worth of IVF—the very cornerstone of Western medical reproductive orthodoxy—be wrong? Could I still have good eggs?”

— Elizabeth Katkin, marieclaire.com

“While paleoanthropologists may continue to debate the exact degree to which our Stone Age ancestors were gatherers versus hunters, there is consensus they were both. Animal foods—meat, fish, eggs—are a native part of the human diet.”

— David L. Katz, huffingtonpost.com

“To be fair, egg poaching is the highest level of difficulty in the egg-cooking hierarchy. There is scrambled, fried, hardboiled, soft-boiled…”

— Marguerite McIntyre, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“Want to encourage morning sex, eat eggs for breakfast. Eggs are high in vitamin B6 and B5 and can help with keeping the stamina in the sack. Go on and scramble up or eat a hardboiled egg to keep your energy up and maintain your hormone levels.”

— Dawn DePhillips, thoughtcatalog.com.loox.nu

“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait... wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?”

— Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“Protein is one of the best ways to make your breasts grow! Try eating more milk, eggs, peanut butter, lean fish and chicken and nuts.”

— Jordin Keim, beauty.allwomenstalk.com