Susan Estelle Jansen

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Screenwriter · United States Of America · Female

Susan Estelle Jansen Corbett is an American television producer and writer. Her credits include Home Improvement, Boy Meets World, Maybe This Time, You Wish and Lizzie McGuire. In 2007 she wrote her first theatrical feature screenplay, for the live-action film Bratz. She followed with the story for ABC Family film The Cutting Edge: Chasing the Dream. She is a graduate of Harvard Universit

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From “Wild Kingdom”

“Tim: What about you, Wilson? What are you afraid of? Wilson: I do have one underlying fear, Tim—I'm afraid that reality, as we know it, is someone else's dream. When the dreamer wakes, I'll no longer exist. Tim: ...Wilson, I wouldn't share that with too many people.”

Tagged: Fear, Dreams, Insanity

From “Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble”

“Jill Taylor: I thought you said it was a technical problem. Tim Taylor: Technically, I was the problem.”

Tagged: technical problem

“Tim Taylor: I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret, all right? Women, as we know them, are born without a face. Randy Taylor: Bull! Tim Taylor: Listen to me—women are like a Mr. Potato Head. You've heard your mom say every now and then, 'Excuse me, fellas, I've gotta go upstairs and put my…”

Tagged: Women, Mr. Potato Head, Put your face on, Makeup

“Tim Taylor: I like to create, Wilson. Everything I do, I wanna make bigger and better. Wilson: Well, Tim, this obsessive desire to create partly happens because men feel inferior to women. [Tim grunts, perplexed] It's because we can't bear children. Tim Taylor: Ah, I don't mind the boys that much.…”

Tagged: Misandry, Giving Birth

“Jill Taylor: They broke the mirror, they put in the wrong tiling, we've got a cement... Jill Taylor: [suddenly seeing her new whirlpool bath] Oh, wow, wow, what's this? Tim Taylor: This is what will make it all worthwhile: Your new whirlpool. Jill Taylor: Oh, Tim, it's so beautiful. Look at the…”

Tagged: Women and Shower Nozzles, Whirlpool

From “Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow”

“Topanga: I'm having some problems right now and I'd really like to be alone. Cory: Well, I'll be alone with you.”

Tagged: Alone, Problems

From “A Long Walk to Pittsburgh-Part II”

“She was always talking about these crazy things and I never understood a word she said. All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I feel happy to be alive. Like I can do anything. Even talk to you like this. So that’s, that’s what I feel is…”

Tagged: Love, Happiness, True Love

“Mom, Listen, I haven’t been together with Topanga for twenty-two years, but we have been together for sixteen. ‘Kay, that’s a lot longer than most couples have been together. I mean, when we were born, you told me that we used to take walks in our strollers together in the park. When we were two, we…”

Tagged: food, Best Friends, couplehood

Susan Estelle Jansen

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