Episode

Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble

by Susan Estelle Jansen, John Pasquin, Al Fann, Gary Bayer, Dorien Wilson and 11 others

Tim decides to put in another sink in the bathroom so his shaving junk won't be in Jill's way, but the project takes longer than he expects.

(4 total)

Characters

Tim Allen (4)Susan Estelle Jansen (4)Tim Taylor (4)

“Jill Taylor: I thought you said it was a technical problem. Tim Taylor: Technically, I was the problem.”

— Susan Estelle Jansen, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: technical problem

“Tim Taylor: I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret, all right? Women, as we know them, are born without a face. Randy Taylor: Bull! Tim Taylor: Listen to me—women are like a Mr. Potato Head. You've heard your mom say every now and then, 'Excuse me, fellas, I've gotta go upstairs and put my fac…”

— Susan Estelle Jansen, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Women, Mr. Potato Head, Put your face on, Makeup

“Tim Taylor: I like to create, Wilson. Everything I do, I wanna make bigger and better. Wilson: Well, Tim, this obsessive desire to create partly happens because men feel inferior to women. [Tim grunts, perplexed] It's because we can't bear children. Tim Taylor: Ah, I don't mind the boys that much. W…”

— Susan Estelle Jansen, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Misandry, Giving Birth

“Jill Taylor: They broke the mirror, they put in the wrong tiling, we've got a cement... Jill Taylor: [suddenly seeing her new whirlpool bath] Oh, wow, wow, what's this? Tim Taylor: This is what will make it all worthwhile: Your new whirlpool. Jill Taylor: Oh, Tim, it's so beautiful. Look at the colo…”

— Susan Estelle Jansen, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Women and Shower Nozzles, Whirlpool