Tim Taylor: I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret, all right? Women, as we know them, are born without a face.

Randy Taylor: Bull!

Tim Taylor: Listen to me—women are like a Mr. Potato Head. You've heard your mom say every now and then, 'Excuse me, fellas, I've gotta go upstairs and put my face on.' She scurries up here, and draws one on with this stuff.

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