“Ugh, I hate January. It's dark and freezing and everyone's wearing bulky coats, so you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.”Tagged: Hate, January, dark, Freezing, bulky coats
“Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold”Tagged: terrible, eating, Oysters, Messy, Sick
“Jenna: Jack, can we talk? One ten to another. Jack: I’m an eleven, but continue.”Tagged: Attractive, A Ten, Full Of Themselves