“Wichita: Let’s play the quiet game. Columbus: I’ve actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I’ve been trying to... Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game?”Tagged: quiet game, colulmbus
“Columbus: [Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] 1997. Was that a good year? Wichita: Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie...Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss...Scotty Lynch. Columbus: Did you guys...[gestures with fingers]...use tongue?…”Tagged: 1997, Tattoos, Anaconda, orthodontist
“Wichita: You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove halfway across the country...where are you gonna go? Little Rock: [sticks arms up in air] I’m going to Pacific Playland! Woo!”Tagged: zombie apocalypse, pacific playland
“Wichita: Yeah. I mean you got the guts of a guppy, but I could hit that. Columbus: Really? Wichita: Or at least give you the intentional walk to first.”Tagged: Guts, puppy, baseball metaphors