“Acting young ain't what keeps you young, but if you have some memories—some good…”

“Like we say in the sewer, 'time and tide wait for no man'.”

“Ralph Kramden: Norton, let's face it, I'm a man with big ideas, and sooner or later, one…”

“[speaking to a recorder an apology to Alice] Hello, Alice. This is me, Ralph. Alice, I'm…”