“[Alice approaches a group of men at the bar]
Hey, what’s up, y’all? [the group of men just stare at her] I don’t know why I just said 'y’all.' 'You all' would have taken just as much time. And I’m not even from the South, I’m from Portland. Which is southern from Canada. Are y’all Canadian? I just did it again, I said it again.”
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