“When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban! Okay? You keep your body a secret. Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.”Tagged: Dad
“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted? Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.”Tagged: Drinks, Sex, prostitution
“You’re a pretty girl. This is New York City, there’s like a billion people outside that door.”Tagged: Pretty, plenty of fish, New York City
“[Alice approaches a group of men at the bar] Hey, what’s up, y’all? [the group of men just stare at her] I don’t know why I just said 'y’all.' 'You all' would have taken just as much time. And I’m not even from the South, I’m from Portland. Which is southern from Canada. Are y’all Canadian? I just…”Tagged: Y'all, Southern Accent, canadian, Portland, South
“I know breaking up sucks, but you know what’s even worse? Wasting a night in New York City.”Tagged: Breaking Up, New York City
“It's funny how those happy accidents can change the whole direction of your life. Although looking back, happy may be the wrong word.”Tagged: Funny, Happy, accident
“But a new day brings new opportunities or at least a couple of petty thieves.”Tagged: Opportunity, New, New Day