“I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat,…”

“Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you? Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in…”

“That’s like saying Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!”

“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”