“Bowling Priest: You see, bowling for money...that’s my only vice.
Cocktail Waitress: Here’s your drink.
Bowling Priest: Thanks, sugar. [takes drink from a double bourbon on the rocks and pats waitress’ behind] Okay, two vices.
Ernie McCracken: That’s still very good.”
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