“Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the novelty machine in the men’s room?…”

“Man in bowling alley: Come on, boy. Bowl! Roy: The name’s not boy. It’s Roy. [makes a…”

“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don’t mow another guy’s lawn.”

“Ishmael: You been drinking, Mr. Munson? Roy: I don’t puke when I drink. I puke when I…”