“Bowling Priest: You see, bowling for money...that’s my only vice. Cocktail Waitress: Here’s your drink. Bowling Priest: Thanks, sugar. [takes drink from a double bourbon on the rocks and pats waitress’ behind] Okay, two vices. Ernie McCracken: That’s still very good.”Tagged: Bowling, Vice
“1979 Waitress: Tanqueray and Tab. Ernie McCracken: Keep ’em comin’, sweets, I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?”Tagged: Tanqueray, Tab, perfume
“Ernie McCracken: The Munson. Roy: Big Ern. Long time. Ernie McCracken: I’ll say. Probably a year for every topping on the table. I heard a horrible rumor...[looks at Roy’s prosthetic rubber hand] Oh, creepy! I’m sorry. You know, for the first couple years, I felt responsible. How you been otherwise?…”Tagged: Rumors, prosthetic hand
“[Roy Munson is getting ready for his turn to bowl] Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he’s the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He’s got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker.…”Tagged: Bowling, Odor-Eaters, Bladder, Bratwurst