“The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn’t…”

“Roy: What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the novelty machine in the men’s room?…”

“Man in bowling alley: Come on, boy. Bowl! Roy: The name’s not boy. It’s Roy. [makes a…”

“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don’t mow another guy’s lawn.”