“Benjamin: Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.
Mr. Robinson: Shaking hands? Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?”
More from Calder Willingham
“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race…”
“Oh no Mrs. Robinson, I find you very desirable. I think you are the most desirable of all…”
“Mrs. Robinson: Elaine, it's too late! Elaine: Not for me!”
“[in anger for ruining Elaine's wedding] You punk! You crazy punk! I'll kill you!”