“Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we’ve seen.…”

“Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the…”

“Then in the distance I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I…”

“Oh, understudies are a very shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.”