Episode

The Beard

by Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, Katherine LaNasa, John F. O'Donohue and 19 others

Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who's now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a homeless man some Chinese food and begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup.

(5 total)

Characters

Carol Leifer (5)Jerry Seinfeld (4)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)

“I tell you, when she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic, it's a pleasure.”

— Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Toupees, Baldness, Insecure, Paranoid, neurotic

“I got rejected by a bald woman. A bald woman rejected me. Heh, you like that one? A woman with no prospects and no hair told me that I wasn't her type. Apparently, Baldie likes a slimmer guy.”

— Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Baldness, Female Pattern Baldness, Fat shaming, Rejection

“Elaine, do you know what you've done? You've give hope to every woman who's ever said, ‘Too bad he's gay.’”

— Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Gay Conversion, Dating

“It's not a lie... if you believe it.”

— Carol Leifer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Polygraph Tests, Lie Detectors, lying

“You think you can get him to just change teams? He's not going to suddenly switch sides. Forget about it.”

— Carol Leifer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, straight, Gay Conversion