Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz!

Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table.

Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim!

Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business?

Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman.

Zelda: Why did the Witches' Council turn him into a camel?

Salem: He used to be an Amway salesman.

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