“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz!
Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table.
Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim!
Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business?
Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman.
Zelda: Why did the Witches' Council turn him into a camel?
Salem: He used to be an Amway salesman.”
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