“Sabrina: I’ve found all kinds of great stuff! It’s, uh, not brand name, but I’m sure it tastes fine. Harvey: ‘Schnickers’? ‘N&N’s’? ‘Butterthumb’? Where do these people shop? Sabrina: I don’t know, but if you're thirsty, there’s ‘Popsi’. Harvey: Do they have ‘Yoo-hoo’? Sabrina: No, but they have…”Tagged: candy, Products, joke, Offbrand
“Salem: I still don’t understand why I can’t go to parents’ night with you. Zelda: Because, Salem, it’s weird enough that we’re two sisters who live together in an old Victorian house. If we show up with a cat, we cross the line into Loonyville.”Tagged: Cat, animal, Magic, bizarre, Sisters
“Sabrina: Salem, what are you doing? Salem: Nothing! Sabrina: You’re in a chatroom again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you? Salem: I like the attention”Tagged: Catfish, Technology, Chatroom, Attention, joke
“Sgt. Slater: Spellman, Spellman... Why is that name so familiar? Hilda Spellman... Hilda Thorn-In-My-Side Spellman! Don't tell me you're related to Hilda Spellman? Sabrina: ...Okay!”Tagged: Lie, joke, Family, Sassy
“Valerie: I was just invited to a party. Sabrina: At seven o’clock? Valerie: Well, I wasn’t exactly invited, but people saw me hear about it and didn’t warn me to keep away. D’ya wanna come?”Tagged: Teens, Youth, party, joke, Eavesdropping
“Sabrina: Why didn't you guys tell me that there's a rule that on Friday the 13th I can tell a mortal I'm a witch? Hilda: Oh the one where you can tell anyone you want and they can know for a whole twenty-four hours? Sabrina: Yes. Zelda: We didn't want you to know.”Tagged: Lie, witch, Sassy, friday the 13th, mortal
“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz! Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table. Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim! Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business? Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman. Zelda: Why did the…”Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel