“Demon: Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy!
Ash: What'd you call me?
Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...”
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