Quotes tagged ‘demon’

“The Exorcist: Believer doesn’t just bring back the demonic possession experience in all its horror; it goes deeper and is more disturbing than the original Exorcist”

— Alex DiStefano, Creepy Catalog, creepycatalog.com

“You're like a demon Oprah.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

“Patience, demon, it's a big file, especially since you wanted it in HD.”

— Julio Torres, Ana Fabrega, Andres, Julio Torres, imdb.com

“Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and…”

— William Peter Blatty, Father Merrin, Max von Sydow, imdb.com

“Priest: I don't want to hear it. No more horror stories. Commoner: They are common stories these days. I even heard that the demon living here in Rashômon fled in fear of the ferocity of man.”

— Akira Kurosawa, Shinobu Hashimoto, Commoner, Kichijirô Ueda, imdb.com

“[on why Ricky should resume his racing career] Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to dri…”

— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“Ironic, isn’t it? A time demon who’s run out of time.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com

“You were a demon and a lawyer? Insert joke here.”

— Nell Scovell, Brad Kern, Paige Matthews, Rose McGowan, imdb.com

“Baal: You defeat me, we accept exile from this realm... and your friend shall be returned. Ash: OK. You defeat me, I guess all kinds of bad crap's gonna happen for a long time. Got it.”

— Luke Kalteux, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Ash: Kelly, what the hell did you do? Kelly: He was a demon. I had to kill him before he killed us! Ash: He's not a demon. He's Pablo! He was my friend! He was your friend too! Kelly: His name wasn't Pablo. It was Reg. Just like my name isn't Kelly, it's Amanda, you whack job!”

— Hank Chilton, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Ash: Hate to rain on anybody's parade, but Cheryl, you're not supposed to be here. You died after you got branch-banged by a demon tree about 30 years ago. Cheryl: I died? Ash: Yeah, it was pretty horrific. You don't remember any of that? Cheryl: Seems like the kind of thing somebody would remember.…”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Demon: Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy! Ash: What'd you call me? Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“I tried to pray that night and God didn’t answer me, but another did.”

— John Logan, Vanessa Ives, Eva Green, imdb.com

“Perhaps it has always been there, this thing, this demon inside me. Or behind my back, waiting for me to turn around.”

— John Logan, Vanessa Ives, Eva Green, imdb.com

“So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?”

— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

“Don’t be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn’t a demon. She’s a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness.”

— Marti Noxon, Anya Jenkins, Emma Caulfield, imdb.com

“I have seen beyond the bounds of infinity and drawn down daemons from the stars….I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness....”

— H. P. Lovecraft, hplovecraft.com

“I have met many a craven killer, many a sniveling coward in my time, but every one of them could admit the blackness in their own hearts when the hour came. You have caused the demon to weep.”

— Jennifer Salt, imdb.com

“I was afraid of the boogeyman until I was fourteen or fifteen. The boogeyman was the devil who could appear in any form. Before I went to sleep, I had to look under my bed. The boogeyman was death and death was the greatest fear of all.”

— Etta James, amazon.com

“Yet I think the demon's target is not the possessed; it is us . . . the observers . . . every person in this house. And I think---I think the point is to make us despair; to reject our own humanity, Damien: to see ourselves as ultimately bestial; as ultimately vile and putrescent; without dignity; u…”

— William Peter Blatty, amazon.com