“Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.”
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“Roman: There's no mystery here, Chet. I know how you really feel about me. Chet: Do you?…”
“Looks like you're wanking your crank.”
“[Chet and Roman are arguing] Chet: You've got an awful lot of nerve, Roman, a lot of…”
“What a gas! Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick when he sees us, what a great surprise!”