Quotes tagged ‘Punch’

“My mother hits harder than you!”

— Vince Vaughn, Jared Stern, Yo-Yo Santos, Tobit Raphael, imdb.com

“[Lefty is cooking dinner in his kitchen] Lefty: Punch of salt. Donnie Brasco: [watching him from behind him] Punch? Lefty: Punch. Punch of salt. Donnie Brasco: Punch or pinch? Lefty: Punch, punch. Not pinch. What'd I say? I say pinch? Donnie Brasco: Nah, you said... you said punch. Lefty: Sometimes…”

— Paul Attanasio, Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Johnny Depp, imdb.com

“Tick-tock. It's dick punch o'clock. And I don't like to be late.”

— Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Jenny Slate, imdb.com

“It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.”

— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Ned: Phil? Phil: Ned? [punches Ned in the face]”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“If you keep running from the school yard bully, he keeps on chasing you but the moment you turn around and stop you punch him really hard in a sensitive spot. He'll think twice about coming back.”

— Bradley Thompson, David Weddle, Cpt. Lee 'Apollo' Adama, Jamie Bamber, imdb.com

“Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less. Ryan: I have the same one.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Ryan Atwood, Ben McKenzie, imdb.com

“Danny, some shit you just can’t punch.”

— Scott Buck, Tamara Becher, Pat Charles, Claire Temple, Rosario Dawson, imdb.com

“Ash's Hand: Kelly, when you were in junior high school, you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church. Kelly Maxwell: By accident. Ash's Hand: Then you punched a nun in the face. Kelly Maxwell: She was being so dramatic about that stained glass, and she hit me first.”

— Rob Wright, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Rule one, you don’t punch above your weight.”

— Steven Knight, Polly Gray, Helen McCrory, imdb.com

“[a beat-up Roger and Steve are watching news footage of Stan beating up Roger] Right there. That's the punch that caused me to black out and finally achieve orgasm.”

— Erik Sommers, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“If you ever meet that guy give him a punch in the nose with my compliments.”

— Al Capone, variety.com

“Upskirt Kurt: Why'd you head-butt me?! Linda: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.”

— Dan Fybel, Rich Rinaldi, Linda Belcher (voice), John Roberts, imdb.com