“Cartman: If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, 'Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?'

Stan: Cartman, what the heck are you talking about?

Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.”