Quotes tagged ‘bedroom’

“Michael Oher: It's nice, I never had one before. Leigh Anne Touhy: What, a room to yourself? Michael Oher: A bed.”

— John Lee Hancock, Michael "Big Mike" Oher, Quinton Aaron, imdb.com

“A car is not a bedroom on wheels.”

— Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Mark Brazill, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

“Cartman: If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, 'Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed?' Stan: Cartman, what the heck are you talking about? C…”

— Dan Sterling, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Why don't you save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs?”

— Jhoni Marchinko, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com

“If you see it you will think about everything except sex, because it is the unsexiest room ever. I love unsexy bedrooms.”

— Karl Lagerfeld, vogue.co.uk

“My room is so quiet and empty it hurts.”

— Nina LaCour, amazon.com

“He wanted to fuck her loudly on a hard bed with rain beating on the windows.”

— Don DeLillo, amazon.com

“Of all the things I've done with you in the bedroom, what's your favorite?”

— Sean Jameson, yourtango.com

“I just washed my sheets. Can’t wait to make them dirty again.”

— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com

“Bedtime kisses.”

— Cynthia Dite Sirni, puckermob.com

“Clean your room beforehand. Excuse me, but how do you plan to get your freak on with that Pizza Hut box underneath your bed? Oh and don't think they won't smell the mildewy clothes pouring out of your closet.”

— Paris Close, puckermob.com

“Lying down? Prop your head up with a pillow.”

— Kristin Chirico, Lindsay Farber, Sheridan Watson, Jazmin Ontiveros, Ochi, Caitlin Cowie, JazzmyneRobbins, buzzfeed.com

“When you get into bed, lie right in the middle, starfish-style because one day, you'll only have one side.”

— Justine Nancarrow, elitedaily.com

“Significant others are quick to take over your personal territory in the bedroom. Sleeping alone lets your avoid a potential bed hog.”

— Jessica Klein, wallstreetinsanity.com

“Fervent but unimportant opinion: bedrooms shouldn't have televisions. Bedrooms are for three things, watchin TV ain't one of them.”

— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com

“Another fun oral position to try is "under the sink." She stands right next to the side of the bed and squats down a little. There should just be enough room for you to lay on your back on the bed and place your head between her legs. She is mostly in control of her own pleasure. She can squat furth…”

— Heather Jennings, sheknows.com