Quotes tagged ‘Ninja’

“Jessica Jones: If you'd told me a week ago that I'd be here, with you two, about to blow up some building and fight ninjas to save New York... Matt Murdock: For whatever it's worth, I'm glad you're here. Jessica Jones: What? Matt Murdock: No, the circumstances could be better. I'm just saying, y'kno…”

— Marco Ramirez, Lauren Schmidt, Matt Murdock / Daredevil, Charlie Cox, imdb.com

“'Hey, Claire. How was your trip to China?' 'Oh, you know, we committed arson, and then got killed by an evil ninja cult. It was great. What’d you do this weekend?'”

— Tamara Becher, Claire Temple, Rosario Dawson, imdb.com

“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”

— Cameron Welsh, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“I am a doo-doo ninja.”

— Tami Sagher, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“Jimmy: What-what's the matter, fellas? Are you ninjas or p-p-p-p-p-pussies? Cartman: We're twice the ninjas you fags are!”

— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“We in between heaven and hell fuck your 9 to 5, I’d rather end up dead or in jail American ninja to these obstacles No stoppin’ me, we on the move your mouth runnin’ like a prostitute’s Keep your head to yourself.”

— Mac Miller, open.spotify.com

“Let me tell you why women, you win 99.9% of all fights. Yup. Yup, and I’ll tell you why right now. Here it is: because you are mental terrorists. You are brain ninjas and you know how to get in there with your katana and just cut us; and disappear into the night.”

— Dane Cook, youtube.com

“Can a ninja throw a star? Shuriken”

— pre_13, reddit.com

“What are ninja's favorite shoes? Sneakers.”

— Kind_Truth, reddit.com